Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

Just delete ‘em- works EVERY time or your money back!

You know the best way to make a liberal gasp?  Just delete their comment.  It makes me laugh every time.  The sputtering is so furious that I can feel it flying off my screen!  This is their greatest weakness, Conservatives.  If you go on their page and make a statement, they feel the need to keep it on there.  No. Matter. What.  You can torture them endlessly this way and they never wise up.  I experimented with this a couple of times and it always holds true.  BECAUSE they don’t even understand what ‘freedom of speech’ really is.    And they can’t fathom ANYONE just negating their hate.  It blows their minds.  But Friends, we have too little time to waste on hateful bickering.   I didn’t create Short Little Rebel for that cause.  I created it in the hopes of spreading Jesus’ and God’s message (more…)

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As some of you may already know, I have been in the Dominican Republic for the past two weeks.  There is nothing like travel to other countries & cultures to put your own into perspective.  I want to share two stories with you and then you can decide for yourself. (more…)

I don’t ususally go around recommending blogs, but this one struck me as good, clean fun.  I can’t help but spread the fun to you.  I’ve seen all sorts of blogs- political, religious, satire, food, travel, photographs.  But this one is unique.  Really!

How many people do you know that would do an entire blog on people with funny names?  Not many, I’ll bet.  Well, here are three guys who describe themselves in the following way:

The Funny Names Blog is the work of three friends, born in three different countries, united by a shared appreciation for off-the-wall names. After years of spotting fun, improbable, unusual, and just plain bizarre names in sports, politics, showbiz, and the general consciousness, we set up this blog to celebrate the achievements of the many accomplished individuals who were blessed with these names, and to share our joy with the world. We’re practically saints….

The articles are quirky, well written and best of all… SHORT!  For a great, harmless laugh, check them out at The Blog of Funny Names.

Look, it’s possible that God used the Big Bang to create everything.  I just doubt it.  This video provides the basis for my skepticism.  There is NOTHING in human experience that would indicate that order is a natural result of…. time, natural law and the elements…

Dan Shecktman Spews Eggs on Atheist Linus Pauling

In yet another example of the ENTIRE scientific community being wrong and ONE man being right, a Jewish scientist proves that ‘science was wrong.’ Just like one man thought the earth revolved around the sun, right? And yet, atheist scientists continue their historic arrogant march of ignorance- blinded by their own hubris, so sure in their ability to ‘know’ anything at all and their NEED to believe what they want to believe.  In the article below, you will see a ‘good’ scientist who believes in humility and that ANYTHING is possible. Ridiculed by the ‘best scientists’ of the modern-day and ignobly kicked out of the prevailing science community, he rises supreme above them all in victory as he claims the most coveted recognition in the science community- the Nobel Prize. He takes a dig at his nemesis, Linus Pauling, who mocked him as a ‘quasi-scientist’. Pauling is listed as being one of the 50 Greatest Atheist Minds of all time. Pauling proves the point I made in my previous article, “Why Atheists Make the Worst Scientists’, to a tee. Good science is not, nor ever can be, based on what can NOT be.  It must always keep its mind open to the possiblity that ANYTHING is possible.  Hence, atheist scientists’ claim that a belief in God is ‘unscientific’, ‘illogical’, or ‘irrational’  is equal nonsense.  A good scientist will always admit that. (more…)

The Yippie Thermopylae: 300 Brave Leftists Rage Against Wall Street.

It’s already being called the yippie equivalent of Thermopylae. 300 brave graduate students, armed with piping hot lilac-infused chai, held off over 125,000 houseflies at the socialist last stand against capitalist banksterism – Wall Street. I was among them.

The Day of Rage, alas, turned into a Day of Malaise. Ginned up anger and resentment at that most nebulous of foes – a many-tongued demon known only as “Greed” – exploded into the unexpected guise of scraggly trust fund babies in dancing panda bear suits, soon to be found sleeping off a Red Bull crash on a NY Times-littered streetcorner. [Continued]

Look, the Rothschild's are about to lose their lawn maintenance and the Goldman Sachs are about to cancel their nail appointments. They really need this loan deal with you guys... you know the American People are good for it..

Another little crash coarse in the Federal Reserve. This explains a little more about its relationship with Goldman Sachs, quanitative easing (ie, money printing), the subprime disaster, a short history lesson and a lot of humor. Now, pay attention students!

LOL!  How many articles can a girl write in one day? But the Obama First Couple just keeps giving juicy material these days. It’s comin’ fast & furious. I. just. couldn’t. help. it. *gasp*

You know, I have noticed that this article, written in the middle of my wrath about a year ago, has suddenly become very popular since the embassy attacks.  Also, since that stupid movie clip.  Well, I have no intention of feeding hate right now.  I had posted verses from the Koran here that spoke to what I think was sexual immorality by the Prophet.  But a very kind Muslim spoke to me and I am now taking it down.  In peace.  Their actual religion is not what I take offense to.  It is the way in which Islam is being used to create terrible violence in our world.  So, the sexual stuff is gone.  If you are disappointed, I’m sorry.  But that movie clip is NOT why the Muslims are fighting.  They are merely pawns in a much bigger game.

There is a myth in America.  It goes:  “Once upon a time, there was an America.  America was filled with a divided people- one side called themselves Republicans and the other side called themselves Democrats.  They hated each other and wanted nothing more than to fight each other.  The leaders of this America understood this true hatred and fought for their side endlessly until America was sunk from paralysis.”

American people, I call on you to rise above the myth being created and sold by our politicians & the media they own.  We all love this nation and we all can agree on some very basic changes we would like to see:

  1. Stop the money flowing into government & elections.  Our politicians serve The People, not the money.
  2. Break up the news cartel- it should not be owned & operated by the same few people who also buy the politicians.
  3. Ensure that our nation is never beholden to any other political entity- be it from overwhelming debt or be it from the United Nations or any other ‘International Order’.

Felonious Munk says it just like we feel it:

Prez Cooperates on Movie About Bin Laden Kill – “Downgrades” Office of President.

Check out this great article by a fellow blogger, Sam Henry…

Posted on August 11, 2011  by
The Head of US Special forces objected to the release of the names of troops killed in the Afghan wilderness when the Taliban shot down their helicopter. There was also firm resistance to releasing even the fact that a Seal team had killed Bin Laden. But the Vice President couldn’t contain his happiness.

With all his and his staff have to do during this fiscal crisis, President Obama and White House staff made themselves available for a film crew that were filming a documentary on the raid in which we took out Bin Laden. For reasons of national security, the fact that the seals were involved should never have been released. Worse was giving out information on how the Seals carried out their mission.

If you wish to see a sampling of the videos that have the individual in question in so much hot water, you can view these three- pay special attention to the last one.  This person never mentioned the Renton Police Department.  It was a spoof on the Internet.  If this person is being arrested for making fun of a police department, how much trouble will we get for spoofing Obama?  Still think giving full control of the Internet to Obama is a good idea?

Having watched Obama’s robot routine for almost three years, watching our good ol’ George’s all too human foibles made me downright nostalgic!  We need another human in office- I do love the way Herman Cain laughs…

These holes are not only amazing, but some are quite terrifying. The sheer  scale of these holes reminds us of just how tiny we are.

Kimberley Big Hole -  South
Africa


Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds before being closed.  (more…)

The Rat strikes again!� My friend and co-author from The Constitution Club blog, The Rat, mixes insightful analysis with humor to bring Nancy Pelosi’s meglomania to light (not that too much light is needed!).� But the article is an enjoyable read… have fun!

Ding Dong the Witch is Nuts.

“WE’RE TRYING TO SAVE LIFE ON THIS PLANET AS WE KNOW IT TODAY”

“What we’re trying to do is save the world from the Republican budget. We’re trying to save life on this planet as we know it today.” –Nancy Pelosi

The woman is nuts. While she’s made more than her share of hyperbolic statements in the past, this one is hands down, my favorite. First it was the elderly. Then it was the kids. Now – it’s not only America that Republicans are trying to destroy; it’s the whole wide world. And life as we know it, of course. Really, Nancy? It appears that the ex-Speaker has gone ’round the bend, as they used to say. Of course, it was a very short trip.

Just what life-as-we-know-it stuff do you suppose Ms. Nancy is trying to save? Runaway government spending? Government-run healthcare? Wealth redistribution? If that’s the world you’re talking about, Ms. Nancy, I’ll pass. As will a growing majority of Americans.

It’s been priceless watching Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid’s desperate attempts to hang on to a modicum of relevancy, hasn’t it? Aside from her asinine statements now and again, Pelosi has been pretty much in the background since last year’s election thrashing – and she hates every minute of it. So what should an ex-Speaker do in such circumstances? Say something so outrageously stupid that it gets a bunch of   read more..

Ee-Gads! Caution Parents: Exposure of Children to 4th of July will Make Them Into...Into...*GASP* REPUBLICANS!

Oh, what a lovely way to spend tax payer & parental money!  According to the illustrious, non-biased professors of this once great institution, the day to celebrate America’s independence from England is for Republicans only.  Apparently: (more…)

This comedian is truly fuuunnnnny! Very clever satire.

Apolgies to all.  I couln’t stand seeing this crotch shot every time I accessed my blog.  I had to remove it.

 

Oh, what a day! I’ve got to tell you, Mr. Weiner has just made my week! Ever since I saw his baby-rant & downright rudeness to Megan Kelly on Fox News, I have despised this man.

Add him to Rahm Emanuel and what you have is a true representation of the Democratic Party today. Dirty, shallow, deceiving, arrogant, petulant, self serving, blatant & disgusting. And yet, they win elections in New York and Chicago. Those two cities should be ashamed of themselves. And yet, and yet, Weiner declares that he will run for re-election this year. And here is the worst part: he would get re-elected despite his perverted behavior! There is NO SHAME in the Democratic Party. As long as they achieve their agenda, no behavior of their representatives is too low. Results are all they care about. Look at Pelosi & Reid. Where is their public outrage? Where are the calls from the Democratic Party for Weiner to resign? Oh, can you imagine what they would be doing right now if it was President Bush’s, ummm.., ‘manhood’, in those Twitter photos? I can just imagine their ecstasy! However, with one of their own, the little Dems are scurrying about in their closets and dark hallways trying to figure out how to distract Americans from Weiner’s wiener.

Guess what? That ain’t gonna happen, Pelosi & Reide! The longer you hang on to Weiner’s wiener, the more closely you will be associated with him. One way or the other, he will have to go. Better to just get rid of him now before he gets re-elected and humiliates you, the Dems and New York any further. Save yourselves!


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