Perhaps we need a new hyphenated name for people who live in the ‘south’ and who believe in the ‘confederacy’. I believe the rest of our nation has been very insensitive to their special needs! We never understood their hurt feelings about the Civil War! But now that we see their protests, I think we can now better understand how they FEEL, right? I mean, they have been so misunderstood- and so has their FLAG! The Civil War was NEVER, ever about slavery, People! It just wasn’t! It was only about state rights! Now, I finally get it! All those protests and burning and hate filled rhetoric have finally paid off for this special group of citizens! Heck, I didn’t know that they needed such special attention before and now, I feel real bad about it. Now, I think we need to be real sensitive to them. We need to stop saying the Civil War had anything to do with Slavery. *shhh* that is REALLY MEAN. It hurts their feelings. In fact, I think we need hate speech legislation for that. The next time anyone says that the Civil War is about slavery, we need to make them pay a fine. All Facebook pages that say that must be closed down- or have their advertising rights taken away. We MUST STOP this attack on their flag too. Like the Gay Flag, it too has a right to exist. Let it fly proudly everywhere. It is equally disgusting, so leave it be! After all, it represented an HONORABLE WAR, not a war about slavery! I get it now! Don’t you??? We have all be so LIED TO IN SCHOOL!!! The Progressives and their war on America have taught us that the Civil War was about SLAVERY- and it never was. The black man actually VOLUNTEERED to work on plantations for free. They volunteered to be divided husband from wife. The black women actually seduced the plantation owners because they thought they were hot. And the mothers gladly sold off their own babies to other plantations for extra pocket change! We have all been totally lied to in order to bring on the New World Order!!! It’s a lie that whole states took sides in the Civil War depending on slavery- it’s all lies, lies lies!! I UNDERSTAND Now!! And This is EXACTLY what Jesus would do! I just know it now!
So, in the name of TOLERANCE- and I don’t mean the kind of STUPID tolerance the Progressives mean- I mean the ‘good’ kind of tolerance I mean- I think Southerners should get a special protection under the law. Because of their special needs as a unique set of oppressed citizens in the United States of America, I believe we all need to refer to them as ‘Southerner-Americans’ as a new term of respect. Shall we all vote?